Southern Air Controllers Nov 24, 2009 21:24:38 GMT -6 Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by oneoldbear on Nov 24, 2009 21:24:38 GMT -6 Atlanta Airport--- You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others.... We Southerners can be so polite! Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised." Atlanta Tower: "Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9L." Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9L. -Allah is Great." Pause... Saudi Air: ATLANTA TOWER- ATLANTA TOWER!" Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511." Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!" Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for us, ya hear?"