Why Mothers Should Be Young... Jun 17, 2016 10:41:09 GMT -6 spuds likes this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by caveman on Jun 17, 2016 10:41:09 GMT -6 With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked.'Not yet,' she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.' Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' she said.After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,' replied my friend.Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' joke old mother'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 'When he Cries??' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?' 'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?!'