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Post by caveman on Apr 20, 2015 8:22:53 GMT -6
A's for arthritis, B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is for high blood pressure - I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two. senior alphabet S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus, bells in my ears! U is for urinary, troubles with flow, V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found. Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have - in my mind!
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Post by w8in4dave on Apr 22, 2015 8:32:38 GMT -6
This is so funny!! LOLOLOL!!
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Post by w8in4dave on Apr 22, 2015 8:33:10 GMT -6
Im going to post this on FB.
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