Post by chickenfarmer on May 10, 2006 3:52:48 GMT -6
Life of an Uneasy Farmer is certainly not easy...
3:00 am Rawley that stupid Rooster starts crowing !
3:10 am Yells at that Damn Rooster tells him to shut the heck up !
3:12 am Goes to the fridge for a cold root beer
3:15 am Flips thru the tv channels to find the farm reports
3:17 am Can't find any so yells at the dang tv
3:20 am Wife leaves for work, kisses her goodbye
3:25 am Flips more channels..batteries go out on remote
3:30 am Goes to whatnot drawer in search of batteries
3:35 am Mouse jumps out of drawer, yells at dang mouse
3:40 am Finds battery, installs in remote
3:42 am Battery dosen't work , throws remote across room
3:50 am Yells at Rawley again, tells him to shut the heck up !
4:15 am Gets hungry, goes to kitchen cabinet, opens door. Stares
4:30 am Stops staring
4:31 am Closes cabinet door grabs bag of potato chips
4:40 am Sits in easy chair, opens root beer
4:41 am Root Beer overflows, yells at root beer
4:45 am Stops yelling goes to kitchen for towel
4:46 am Steps in pile of dog
, yells at dog5:00 am Walks to front door, scratchs you know where
5:03 am Stops scratching
5:07 am Goes to bathroom misses toliet, yells at toliet
5:10 am Gets in shower
5:11 am Water dosen't work, yells at water
5:15 am Gets out of shower
5:17 am Walks to front door
5:18 am Scratchs again... waves to neighbor, neighbor yells ...
5:20 am Sits in chair stares at tv, yells at tv
5:30 am Looks for more batteries
5:45 am Steals batteries from alarm clock, put in remote
5:47 am Turns to farm report
5:48 am Yells at farm report, cause it went off at 5:30
6:00 am Gets dressed
6:15 am Walks to pick up truck in rain
6:20 am Sits in wet seat cause window was down, yells again
6:35 am Can't get truck started, batteries dead
6:36 am Yells at Pickup truck, gets out of truck
6:37 am Kicks truck door, slips and falls into mud puddle
6:45 am Gets into other pickup
6:48 am Drives to General Store
7:05 am Walks into General store, sits near pickle barrel
7:10 am Other Farmer asks.. How's your day ?
7:15 am Farmer sips coffee, Replys " Same Olde Same Olde Clyde"
Chicken Farmer 2006
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