Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2009 11:55:09 GMT -6
One of my many creations from a few years ago.
Seemed kinda appropriate for a gardening forum....
"A Gardener's Gripe"
Mary's garden had silver bells,
Cockle shells,
Pretty maids all in a row.
My garden makes me yell -
Nasty weeds sprout straight from Hell;
All I ever do is hoe.
I fertilize, plant, water and pray -
Try not to use any chemical spray;
My only rewards are blisters and sweat
I haven't harvested anything edible yet.
They say if you don't succeed, keep trying -
But they don't spend all night crying;
My biggest gripe with that garden of mine -
Is that my neighbor's grows so darned fine!!!
Seemed kinda appropriate for a gardening forum....
"A Gardener's Gripe"
Mary's garden had silver bells,
Cockle shells,
Pretty maids all in a row.
My garden makes me yell -
Nasty weeds sprout straight from Hell;
All I ever do is hoe.
I fertilize, plant, water and pray -
Try not to use any chemical spray;
My only rewards are blisters and sweat
I haven't harvested anything edible yet.
They say if you don't succeed, keep trying -
But they don't spend all night crying;
My biggest gripe with that garden of mine -
Is that my neighbor's grows so darned fine!!!
sounds like a tuff garden to hoe OOB, good one bro! 
