Post by trudy on May 18, 2008 6:49:50 GMT -6
Three men were sitting together bragging about how
>> > they had given their new wives duties.
>> >
>> > The first man had married a woman from Tennessee, and
>> > had told her that she was going to do the dishes and
>> > house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the
>> > third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes
>> > washed and put away.
>> >
>> > The second man had married a woman from Florida. He
>> > had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
>> > cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he
>> > didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
>> > better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean,
>> > the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on
>> > the table.
>> >
>> > The third man had married a beautiful girl from Georgia
> >> He told her that her duties were to keep the
>> > house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
>> washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
>> > said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
>> > day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some
>> > of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
>> > little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a
>> > sandwich and load the dishwasher.
>> > they had given their new wives duties.
>> >
>> > The first man had married a woman from Tennessee, and
>> > had told her that she was going to do the dishes and
>> > house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the
>> > third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes
>> > washed and put away.
>> >
>> > The second man had married a woman from Florida. He
>> > had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
>> > cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he
>> > didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
>> > better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean,
>> > the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on
>> > the table.
>> >
>> > The third man had married a beautiful girl from Georgia
> >> He told her that her duties were to keep the
>> > house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
>> washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
>> > said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
>> > day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some
>> > of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
>> > little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a
>> > sandwich and load the dishwasher.
