Post by CaveWoman on Oct 13, 2006 22:47:28 GMT -6
Got this in an Email today and Loved it.... This goes out to all us GrandMother's.
... Enjoy_________________________________________________
The Computer Swallowed Grandma
The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter' And
disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus Or
been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle
bin And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please' Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste'
her And send her back to me!
This is a tribute to all the
Grandmas who have been
fearless and learned to use the
computer........
They are the greatest!!!
We do not stop playing because we
grow old; We grow old because we
stop playing.
Never Be The First To Get Old
I have been searching my inbox and may have found her. At least I might be hot on her trail. She just keeps moving everytime she sends an email. Gotta put on my Sherlock Holmes hat and continue to search. OU, just saw her crossing my screen. Putting up a net to catch her next time she runs across the screen. OH NO... she knew what I was doing and came running with a buther knife and cut up the net. Guess she is back on the loose. I'll keep looking. If I catch her, I'll send her back home. 
