Post by mckenzygirl on Jan 16, 2009 15:46:13 GMT -6
A married couple went to the hospital to have their
baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital
was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer
a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's
father. He asked if they were interested, Both said
they were very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for
starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably
more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But
as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent
pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's
blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The
husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain
transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably,
the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain
to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no
pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and
her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the
porch.
baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital
was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer
a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's
father. He asked if they were interested, Both said
they were very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for
starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably
more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But
as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent
pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's
blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The
husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain
transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably,
the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain
to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no
pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and
her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the
porch.
